Our Watermelon Limited Edition is LIVE! Here are a few Watermelon puns to have a laugh at 😂
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
Now he’s a waterfelon.
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
They’re always melon it over.
What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?
You’re one in a melon!
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
It was melondramatic.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
Want to see my melons?
Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
They get melancholy.
Do you know what you call the outside of a watermleon?
Why won’t anyone sit next to a watermelon?
They have a strange smelon.
Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?
They always have seed money.