Watermelon Limited Edition puns! 🍉😂

Watermelon Limited Edition puns! 🍉😂

Our Watermelon Limited Edition is LIVE! Here are a few Watermelon puns to have a laugh at 😂

Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?

Now he’s a waterfelon.


Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?

They’re seedy.


Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?

They’re always melon it over.


What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?

You’re one in a melon!


Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?

It was melondramatic.


What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?

Want to see my melons?


Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?

They get melancholy.


Do you know what you call the outside of a watermleon?

Rind of.


Why won’t anyone sit next to a watermelon?

They have a strange smelon.


Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?

They always have seed money.

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